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Roses are red Violets are blue God made me sexy What happened to you?

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I love you oh so very much Totally, completely From the very top of my head To the bottom of my feetly And another part really loves you If you know what I mean! It's a place..not head nor feet But directly in between

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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

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Plenty of love tons of kisses hope one day to be your Mrs!!!!

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Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn

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Shall we compare our hearts to a garden -
with beautiful blooms,straggling weeds,
swooping birds and sunshine, rain -
and most importantly,seeds.

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Carnations are Sweet
And so are you.

And so are they
That send you this
And when we meet
We'll have a kiss.

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I Valentine teach love
I valentine teach security
I valentine teach Chemistry
I valentine teach celebration
Im valentine the teacher of passion

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I LOVE YOU
YOU LOVE ME THEN YOU GAVE ME HIV
SO I GRABBED YOUR BALLS
AND STUCK IT UP YOUR AS
NOW YOU HAVE NOTHING AT ALL

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4 months I've sat & held it in,
It choked inside & hurt like sin.

It made me sweat & steam & stew,
Whenever I caught sight of u.

Thnx goodness Valentine's Day has come;
If I held it longer, it would strike me dumb.

Dis day I'll say it, come rain or shine... Will u b my Valentine?

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On Valentine's Day, we think about
Da people who r dear,

Hw much day add 2 life's delight
Whenever day r near.

U've always been a total joy,
Such pleasant company,

I/We very much appreciate
Our compatibility!

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On Valentine's Day we think of those
Who make our lives worthwhile,

Those gracious, friendly people who
We think of wid a smile.

I am fortunate 2 know u,
That's y I want 2 say,

2 a rare & special person:
Happy Valentine's Day!

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U make me smile when I feel sad
U forgiveme even if I make u mad

U taught me what's right & wrong
U also taught me hw 2 sing a song

There's one more thing u need 2 know
U are loved more dan words can ever show

There is nothing mo dat I can say
Jst have a lovely valentine's day

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Da rain makes all things beautiful.
Da grass & flowers 2.

If rain makes all things beautiful
y doesn't it rain on u?

Happy Valentines Day !

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Twinkle Twinkle little star.
U should know wat u are.

& once u know wat u are.
Mental hospital is not so far.

Happy Valentines Day !

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created U.

Happy Valentines Day !

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I wrote ur name on sand it got washed.

I wrote ur name in air, it was blown away. dan.

I wrote ur name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.

Happy Valentines Day !

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I said 2 u, "Oh, please b mine;
B mine 4ever, Valentine."
I must have seemed like quite a fool,
Although I thought I was being cool.

I swore dat we would never part,
As I put my hand upon my heart.
Had I been thinking wid my head,
I'd probably have fled instead.

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