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Happy birthday! Don't count the candles on your cake or the wrinkles on your face. Just be glad that you're not down for the count.

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The candles on your cake won't start a fire if you don't light them.

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Age is a number and yours is unlisted.

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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

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Birthdays are nature's way of telling you to eat more cake.

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You would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you. Happy birthday !

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some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can't believe how old you are! Happy Birthday!

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You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.... Yung No Mo

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Forget about the past, you can't change it, Forget about the future, you can't predict it, Forget about the present, I didn't get you one!

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You know you are getting old when instead of blowing of a candle,you put it off with your saliva because your lungs are too old to produce air.

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How can you celebrate your birthday if you don't know your years.

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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

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I didn't forget your birthday, I just forgot today's date!

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No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.

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Another year, another new place that aches.

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You are only young once but you can be immature for a lifetime.

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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.

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Birthdays are good for you Statistics show that hepeople who have the most live the longest.

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One more year of existence down the drain.Happy Birthday!

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle

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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

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Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

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Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.

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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

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Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

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If you're going to tell people the truth be funny or they'll kill you.

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Love you know is a funny thing But the funniest thing about it Is you never can tell if it is love Until you start to doubt it.

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You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.

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My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of...Lord only knows.

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When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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Old age is a good stage compared to the next stage of life.

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There is always a child in every person- wonder where it's hiding now.

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The only constant thing in this world is change and birthdays every year.

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At your age...You've got achy, breaky everything.

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You're not aging....You're marinating.

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Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.

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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating

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The only constant thing in this world is change � and birthdays every year.

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Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

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"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two."

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A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

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We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. Happy Birthday!

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Live happy or die happy, I have only one concern from you, send my birthday gift as soon as possible.

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You can improve your IQ level by forgetting your date of birth.

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It's my birthday... I'm going to treat today like a rental car, & drive it like it's stolen!

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