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I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

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No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. I wish you a happiest birthday ever.

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.

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To the nation's best kept secret; your true age.

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We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday anyway..!

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Happy birthday to the second favorite child. - From the first favorite child.

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Stop counting the candles on your cake. You still have teethes and Black hair. Stay blessed! These Funny Birthday wishes are only for you.

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Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!

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I know it's tough not being able to see the toppings of your birthday cake due to it all being covered in candles, both that and the fact that old age has diminished your eyesight, but rejoice! At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday you antique!

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"Nope," says Murray. "I just lied about my age."

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Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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Other people say you look great, then add, "for your age."

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Another year has gone, but that doesn't mean you've become wiser.

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Birthdays are good for you Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

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A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.

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Growing old is mandatory growing up is optional.

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Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

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No wonder I'm unhappy - My twin forgot my birthday.

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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

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A woman has the age she deserves

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

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Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.

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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

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Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.

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I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius.

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Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.

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Better to be over the hill than burried under it.

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Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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There's no half singing in the shower you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

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You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.

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My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of...Lord only knows.

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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

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I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.

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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

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The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.

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Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.

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It's your birthday,but I don't think of you as a little
older......I think of you as a lot older.

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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Another candle on your cake?
Well, that's no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out.

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As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.

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I wouldn't
say that
you're old
you've just been
young longer
than most of us.
Happy Birthday

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It's your birthday, another year down the drain.

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Dont worry about your future
I am sure you will have a bright one
dont worry about the past, you can't change it
dont worry about the present, I have not got one for you!

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You're having a BIRTHDAY,so don't just sit there... Do something OLD.

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In the end it's not the years in your life that count it's the life in your years.

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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

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Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.

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The more birthdays you celebrate, the lesser days you have to the grave.

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Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.

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"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty..."

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" Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

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You would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you.

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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.

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Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

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