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The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

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Seven days of no exercise makes one weak.

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Sorry health care reform probably means you'll live longer.

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My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already

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Red meat is not bad for you.Now bkue-green meat, that's bad for you!

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You have to stay in shape.My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. she is 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing

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Eating words has never given me indigestion

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Every man's disease is his personal property.

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Just because you're not sick doesn't mean you're healthy.

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Fresh air impoverishes the doctor.

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Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away

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The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

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It's no longer a question of staying healthy It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

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Health is not simply the absence of sickness.

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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it

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The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind.

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Nothing is more fatal to Health, than an over Care of it.

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My fat scares me - it's a ticking time bomb.

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How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.

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Be not slow to visit the sick.

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Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.

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Health is not valued till sickness comes.

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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

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As I see it every day you do one of two things: build health or produce disease in yourself.

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Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

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Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is.

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The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.

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The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.

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I saw few die of hunger, of eating, a hundred thousand.

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My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life.I think he was right.I feel ten years older already.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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My father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular.

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I don't jog.If I die I want to be sick.

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Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.

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Every human being is the author of his own health or disease.

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It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver.

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So many people spend their health gaining wealth and then have to spend their wealth to regain their health.

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I am dying with the help of too many physicians.

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I am convinced digestion is the great secret to life.

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"One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one."

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Serious illness doesn't bother me for long because I am too inhospitable a host.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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