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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

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I have a good friend with bad habits.

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I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, �What about lunch?'

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Friends don't let friends do silly things alone...

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Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

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Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans

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We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.

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A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.

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Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.

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You can't make a circle of friends with a compass.

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I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

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I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there

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Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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This Friendship Day I promise to focus mostly on your good qualities when talking behind your back.

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He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

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Friends people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.

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Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.

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The best time to make friends is before you need them.

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Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

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Laughter is the shortest distance between two friends.

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It takes a long time to grow an old friend.

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Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.

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You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

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Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.

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Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.

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Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're going to meet them all coming down.

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Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families.

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True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.

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The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.

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Give me one friend just one who meets The needs of all my varying moods.

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I have lost friends some by death others through sheer inability to cross the street.

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There are three faithful friends an old wife an old dog and ready money.

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True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.

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A true friend stabs you in the front.

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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

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A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.

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I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.

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We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.

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Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

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Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.

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Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

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Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.

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"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."

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"Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods."

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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

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A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun."

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"We're always together, we're one of a kind, 3 words describe us = partner in crime"

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I wana make friends(smart people only).

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If I have friend like you then I don't need me for any enemy.

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