Funny Valentine Poems

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Funny Valentine Poems

I said to you, "Oh, please be mine; Be mine forever, Valentine." I must have seemed like quite a fool, Although I thought I was being cool. I swore that we would never part, As I put my hand upon my heart. Had I been thinking with my head, I probably would have fled instead.



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Itís Valentineís day, And itís really quite silly; My feelings are switching around Iím happy, SO happy! Then Iím feeling SO sad; Iím gloomy, Iím joyful



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Roses are red, Love writing ain't easy, That's why this poem Has turned out so cheesy.



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You're sucrose, you're glucose, You're fructose and more, From your head to your feet... Which are stuck to the floor. You're Hershey's, you're Snickers, You're sweet English Toffee. If you spit in my cup, You'll just sweeten my coffee. I love you so much That I'm getting frenetic, But I can't even kiss you, 'cause I'm diabetic.



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I want to share all of your kisses Now and later, always and forever Your all the payday I'll ever need I wouldn't trade you for 100 grand All because I love my sweet gummy bear Happy Valentines day Love!



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