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Urdu Dirty Sms
pehlaay haath mai lo
pher mun mall lo
pher tookh lagao
pher sedha karo
pher surakh mai dalu
uff
kitna mushkhel hai sui mai dagga dalna
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Q: Why Should A Girl Should Have
An Extra Covering Nd Protection On Her Boobs ?
Kyonki Cheetaah Bhi Peeta Hai.
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Girl: Maa Baju Waley Ladkey Ko
Dekhar Meri Bra Tight Ho Jati Hai
Maa: Bati Eik Bar Binaa Bara Ki
Kammeej Pahan Kar Jaa
Uski Pant Tight Hou Jayegi.
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Gabbar Singh jab paida hua to uski maa ne usy bohat maara,
Nurse ne pucha,"Kyu maar rahi ho?"
Maa ne kaha, Paida hote hi puch raha hai kitne aadmi thay maa.?
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Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kiya pehenti hain?
Socho sochte raho
.
.
.
.
Ans : Vo sandle pehenti hain!
Dirty Mind
Neeche poocha tha
Andar nahi.
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Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when u r
alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don't have anybody by your side to say:
"Bhenchod Mammay Dekh"
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A Sardar Enters In Ladies Toilet By Mistake.
All Ladies
Suddenly
Standup..
Sardar: Izzat Dil Vich Honi Chayidi Aa..
Betho Betho Tatti Kr Lo Puri.!
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Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,
Kya?
.
.
Socho?
.
.
Nahi pata?
.
.
Un k pyary pyary bary bary
.
Baal.
Tu Koch Or smjha na?
saale tharki.
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Mat Poocho Uss K
Piyar Karne Ka Andaaz Kaisa Tha"
"Uss Ne is Shiddat Se galey Lagaya k
mera Pad nikal gaya
(",") O teri kher
//>
jaandar larki hai yar
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1 bacha jis ki umar 2 sal hy,
Subha se ghar ni aya
Red colour ka nikar pehna hua hy
Jsko mile foran us ki nikar utar k poti krwady Wrna wo niker me kr dega
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*Happy perfume day*
,,, (." ) ,_/ \\ ) ) ~~~ pooo _|,|
Dhimi si khushbu jo dewana bana de...
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Xtreme kamina bacha! Son: papa ap ki love marrige hoi thi na
Dad:Yes son pr tm ko kesy pta Son:
QK ap ki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka farq hai
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Sexy miss ny class main bachon sy pucha?
Mery marny k baad meri qabar py kia likha hoga?
Last seat py betha bacha bola
Mohtarma pehli bar akeli so rahi hain..
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Larkon ko lrkiyon
Ky bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jb chalti hain tu un k hiltu huay bot pyary lagty hain,
Kya?
Socho?
Un k pyary pyary bary bary
Baal.
Think Positive.
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Aik gandah msg sunao??
"FARAZ".
Ok.
Ek larka tha.
Ek din wo gattar main gir gaya.
.
Eaaaayyyyy....
Gandaaaahhh.....
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TENDULKER wife k sath sex krty huay:
Darling PITCH sahi nhi, GHASS bot hai, SHORT nahi lg rahi..?
Wife: Badhwy Abhi isi PITCH pr AFRIDI Century maar k gya hai.
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Roz College Aati Ho.
Dupatte Sy Kya Chupati Ho?
Hm Kya Maar Gy Hain?.
Jo Kitabo Sy Dabati Ho.
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Teacher: Translate in Urdu.
He gives me 14 and 15 rupees?
.
Girl sharmaty huay: Us ne mjhy choda aur pandra rupey diay.
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Agr milti mjhy 2 din ki badshahi Ay dost
TO...
Meri riyasat main teri TASVEER walay Pamper chalty..
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Jitny channel TV ky, utne nakhry BV ky
TV chaly remote sy, BV chaly note sy
cherein agar TV ko tv hua kharab
jo cheea BV ko, Beghar hua JANAAB.
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Larki jb sary kapry utaar laiti hai tu kia hota hai?
?
?
?
?
?
Taar khali ho jati hai.
Yaar kbhi tu +ve socha karo..
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1 Bacha 1rupay ka coin kha gya.
Kuch din bad poty mei uska coin bahar aa gya
tu child apni maa sy bola
AAJ BOHAT DIN BAD PhASI HOI PAYMENT WAPIS MILI HAI
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Ladky waly ladki dekhny gy
Ladk ny Ladki sy pucha Aapko KHANA BANANA aata hai?
Ladki:Nahi mjhy tu BANANA KHANA ata hai.
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A boy talking on mobile
2nd boy: Kis sy baat kr rahy ho?
1st: Bahen sy
2nd: Itnay pyar sy?
1st: Haan teri jo hai.
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