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Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your..
book from your bag and study.




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Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gayi,
Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi
Saare kapre geele ho gaye
Pehle to ek ghanta karte the
Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya
1 Ghanta hi buhat tha
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.
.
ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.




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Girl to riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai
.
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Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.




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Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!




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Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata
lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai.
. . . . . Student:"Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!




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Two kids were lying on bed in same blanket.
1st: I am boy and you?
2d: I don't know.
1st: wait I will see. He went into the blanket and said, you are a girl.
2nd: how did you know?
1st: because my socks are blue and your socks are pink.




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Wife: if I sleep with your most loving friend what would be the first thought coming to your mind?
Smart husband: that you are a lesbian




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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.




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A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
"I thought It was MONEY"




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An Angery Engineer sent a note to his father in law About his wife.
"Your product is not meeting my Requirements"
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Smart Father in law replied:
"Seal Broken, Manufacturer not Responsible"




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A man married lady traffic police.
Friend- How was your 1st night?
Man-she collected Rs.100 from me for overspeed.
Rs.200 for wrongside entry, Rs 500 for witout helmat.




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Man came home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says, if you behave like this,

You will lose all ur friends.




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On their wedding night, both husband and wife were claiming virginity
Wife : ' If it was your first time, then how did u do so well?'
Husband : And if this was ur first time how did u know that I did so well?




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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study




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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work




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Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: WE were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in math's class.




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Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman body is exposed..
But men r very well-mannered.
They don't look at that 90%
they look only at the covered 10%.




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