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Hindi Marriage Sms

ye kiska hath mere hath ma a gaya
jaha sara meri dastras ma hone laga.




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Meri Pasand Sirf Pyar Tak Mehdood Nahi...
Meri Khuwahish Tere Saath Jannat Panay Ki Hai.




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Saansen To Bs Numaaish Hain...
Zindagi To Meri Tum Ho...




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Hath Padne Wale Ne To
Pershani Me Daal Diya Mujhe
Dosto..!
Mere Haath Dekh Kr Bola.
Tujhe Maut Nahi,
Kisi Ki Yaad MaareGi..!




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Mubarak Ho Aapko 1 Nyi Zindagi
Khushiyon Sey Bhari Rahey Yey Nyi Zindagi
Gam Ka Saaya Kbhi Aap Par Naa Aaye
Humesha Aap Dono Khul Kr Muskuraayen




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chaho to dil se mita dena,
chaho to humko bhula dena,
par ye wada kro ki aaye jo kbhi yaad hamari,
rona mat sirf muskura dena




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Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe
Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki
Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute




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Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:p




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What is marriage?…..
Do dilon ka bandhan…..
Do atmaon ka milan…….
Do bhabnaon ka sammilan….
Do insan ki dhadkan…




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Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”




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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE




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Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghungat Me Q Rakha Jata Hai
Socho
Socho

Nai Pata
Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaye Ki
Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi




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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
you order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.




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Every Boy wish...
I’m not a Prince
but My Life-Partner should be a Princess

Real Boy wish...
My Life-Partner may not be a Princess
but I Promise I’ll treat her like a Princess.. !




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Who is lucky lover in dis world?
A person loves a girl without proposing her,
But
finally he gets same girl as his wife in
arranged marriage. !




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Dil-e-gumrah ko Ay Kash Pata hota

“GHALIB”
Shadi dilchasp hai tab tak!

K Jab tak ho nhi jati .
Kanwaro k liye pegam.e.nasihat




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3 Important Stages Of Life...
Before Marriage- 'MAD For Each Other'
During Marriage- 'MADE For Other'
After Marriage- 'MAD Because Of Each Other'.. !




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One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him
or he falls out of love with you,
it keeps you together until you fall in love again and again.




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Ek pareshan Pati apni patni se kehta hey....


Apni Marji Se Jeene

Nahi Deti Hai....

.
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Aur
.
.
Karwa Chouth Vrat Rakh Ke Marne Bhi Nahi Deti Hai...




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A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…




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Sonu:Mai Bahut Pareshan Hu Yaar,
Monu:Kya Hua?
Sonu:Mai Kuch Bhi Krta Hu To Meri Biwi Beech Me aa Jati Hai.
Monu-Ek Kaam Kar Tu Car Chala Ke Dekh Le.




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Jaldbazi mein shadi ker k saara jeevan bigar lo ge
wah wah :….
Or soch samjh k kro ge tou kon sa Teer maar lo ge :




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Sonu:Mai Bahut Pareshan Hu Yaar,
Monu:Kya Hua?
Sonu:Mai Kuch Bhi Krta Hu To Meri Biwi Beech Me aa Jati Hai.
Monu-Ek Kaam Kar Tu Car Chala Ke Dekh Le.




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A successful man is da 1 who makes more
money dan his wife can spend and
A successful woman is da 1 who can find
such a man...




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I didn't mean 2 kill dat guy
Y da gun just went off in my hand
Well; I caught him wid my wife
& it cost dat guy his life
I'd just got home from the company
& dat guy was sittin' where I am supposed 2 b!
Now he is up there in da sky & I m stuck with
Live Free or Die Hard.




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What's da simmilarty between

marriage & 11:59

?

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Very Simple ,,,

Dono ky baad

12 hi bajty hain .... hapy unmarried life.

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Come everyone let iz give a cheer
In celebration of a couple dear.
A couple who in love unite
& r seldom cross and hardly fight.
2 a couple who bring joy 2 all.
May u laugh & sing & have a ball.
May happiness surround u two.
Dat is what I wish for u
A Happy Marriage Life.




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It takes 2 special people
2 make a loving pair
There is a joy being around U
A feeling I love 2 share.
So best anniversary wishes 2 U
Bringing years of joy & fun.
May each year keep getting better
I hope da good times have just begun.




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There r few who r so lucky
2 have da things you do
Companionship & friendship
& loving feelings, too.
As friends we wish these pleasures
Will last forevermore
4 we know dat you will ever be
A couple whom we adore.....
Wishing u a Happpy Married Life.




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Your life is a time 4 sharing
Your affection, Its obvious the
2 of you have a quite a deep
Connection ! I send glad congratulations
& heartfelt wishes, too ,
4 joyful happiness and love
In everything u do.
Congratulation.......




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Love iz like a long sweet dream
& marriage iz an alarm clock.

So have a sweet dream until your
alarm wakes U up.
Happy Unmarried Life.




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Some people ask da secret of our long marriage.
We take time 2 go 2 a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music & dancing.




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2 ALL BACHELORS
Dont Marry AIRTEL girl
she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl
she has connections wid all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl
she touches u tomorrow, not 2day.
Dont Marry RELIANCE girl
she takes u in her mutthi main.
Marry only HUTCH girl
she follows u where ever u go.




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A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya dy dy..

Husband said 2 his wife- Dy dy, tjhy
sundari bola hai to har haal main andha hai ....




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Love iz 1 long sweet dream,
& marriage is the alarm clock




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A sweet demand by a kid.
He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd wat happnd son?
kid said i cant adjust wid ur wife anymore,

i want my own




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Marriage iz like a public toilet
Those waiting outside r desperate 2 get in
&
Those inside r desperate 2 come out.




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Hazaro ladkiya aati hai hazaro jati hai hazaro hasti hai hazaro rulati hai
lekin mery dost sath vohi nibhati hai jo Doli me aati hai.




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Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gai Hai
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hai

Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kijey Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?




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It's funny wen people discuss
LUV MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking some1
if suicide iz better or being murdered




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Marriage iz like going 2
a restaurant your choice
4rm da menu
&
den look at neighbourin
tabl n wish you'd ordered dat




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ur wedding day iz full of joy
2morrow u cannot c.

Bt 1 thing's sure 4 da two of u
The best is yet 2 b.




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When a man holds a woman's hand
b4 marriage, it iz luv

after marriage it iz self defense.




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Q: During Marriage ceremony y is da
bridegroom made to sit on da horse?

A: He is given his last chance 2
run away




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