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Hindi Exams Sms

Hum Sirf Ye Soch Kar Apni Answer Sheet
Khaali Chhod Aate Hain Ke Kahi Teachers Ye Na Kahein,
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‘Dekho Aaj Ke Bacche Bado Ko Jawaab Dete Hain’




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Sanskar You Know..!!

Larka: Tumhare exam ma ktne marks aye?
Larke: Rote hue siff 90 %
Larka: Lo itne ma tu 3 larke pas hu jate ha :)




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Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??”
“Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”




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4 saal,
8 ladai(sem)
40 Dushman(paper)
32 tanks(lab)
64 grand(ext & int)
16 goli(mid sem)
aur 1 akela janbaaz...
be proud 2 be an ENGINEER..




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Different age groups:



1st to 3rd class: Hey I studied everything for exam.

4th to 6th class: Hey That question was very hard so i leave only that question.

7th to 10th class: Hey Read only important questions.

11th class: I think 4 chapters are enough 2 get pass.

12th class: Kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ??

And in college:
Saalo bataa to dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya..!!




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7 things Students do during Exams preparation:
1) Sleeping.
2) Eating.
3) Sms.
4) Watch Movies.
5) Chat with Friendz.
6) Dream Of Touching Books.
7) Asking Others "Kuch Padha Kya"..




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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega...
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega...

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo...
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga?




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Yahoooooooooo……!





Exam ki sari tayyari hogai

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Pen

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Pencil

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Scale

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Eraser


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Sab tayari hogai
Ab Bus

Perhna baki hai…..




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Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain,kuch bhi kar

Baita: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga.

Baap: Kiyon mazak kar raha hai?

Baita: shuru kisnay kia…. :)




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B-)Techr in Exam-
Y r u stressed?
Did u forget ur rollno? Pen? Calculater?
;->BOY – O chup karja
Ethe men Galat subject di Booti le aya .
Tenu pen pencil di pai aye.




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Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye

Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye




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naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai..
kya khilate ho? sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h.
mera beta h CA kar rha h.
abhi exam chal rahe hai..




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Upcoming Horror Movies

Exam Ka Khouf
Tarapta Student
Shaitani Books
Result Wala Jin
Neend Ki Mout
Pyasa Examiner
Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.




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A MBA Student to a Sweeper:”Mere paas degree hai,knowledge hai,
4 logo main izzat hai…teray paas kya hai?”….

Sweeper proudly:”Mery paas naukri hai”….




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Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as

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and lastly he writes..
Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.




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Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??

Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai.




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Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!




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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai




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WHY We Dnt study The whole year and spend sleeples nigths during EXAMS?
Because,
Sahil k sukon se hame inkar nhi
pr..
TUFANO se kashti nikalne ka maza he or hai.




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In life LOVE is never planned nor
does it happen for a reason.

But when LOVE is real,
It becomes your PLAN for life
and
your reason for living.




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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)
Exam Ps Ay Dil Ghabray
UNIVERSITY ne NaJane Kya Paper Banay,
Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K Chalta Hai
Kya Karun Haye
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai




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Students k Dard ko University Kya Jany
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jany

Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhny Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jany .... .




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Teri Copy, Meri Copy Sy Mila dy,
Answer Teray .... Saaray Mjhy Paper Py Chapa Dy,

Tu Her Ghari Hr Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,
Hn Yeh Jism Bloody Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,

Jo Solution Hain Ya Tery .... Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dy!
Kuch Is tarhan Tera Paper Mere Paper sy Mila dy




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Baap:
Itny kum marks..??
2 thappar lagny chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
main ny to us kaminy mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hai ....




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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mjhy kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hun.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher smjhy
gi hum ny cheating ki hai.




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Exclusive Shair 4 Students Only ....

Main Pehly Hi Sy Ghamo
Mai Hun Mubtala

Isliy result ki koi mjhy
dey na Ittaka




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koi cheez bewafai sy barh kr kia hogi
Ghum-e-tanhai judai sy barh kr kia hogi

Kisi ko daini ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI sy barh kr kia hogi




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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Paty Hein
Balti Bha Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Aty Hein
Jis Main Hum Doob Jaty Hain




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Hum jeete AIK bar ha
Marte AiK bar ha
Pyar AiK bar hota ha
Aur shaadi bhi AiK hi bar hoti ha.
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYN?




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2 b a Good professional
Always start 2 study late 4 Exams
Bcoz it teaches how 2 manage Time
& tackle Emergencies!




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Hr Sawal Sy Dat Kr Ladna
Daikny Me Kami Mat Karna
Mouka Mila To Pechy Bhi Daikhna
Aur Aik Baath Yaad Rakhna
Aagy Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna..




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Humari mohabat ka imtihan mt lo farzana
Hamaray pahly hi imtihan ho rahy hain salaana




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Father 2 son: Saath walon ki larki ko daikh
wo exam may 1st i hai
Son: Usko hi to daikhta tha
tabhi tu supply i hai..




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Kahdo un pharno walo sy
kbhi hm bhi parha karty thay
jitna syllabus parh k woh top karty hain
utna tu hum choice pr chor dia karty thy




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After Our Exams
Our Books ll Sing A Song
Guess Which Song??
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Guess....
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"Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me"




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